Le Halloween Special

It’s Halloween coming and who other loves a good scare as we do. Thus we will be bringing you four great (in their own way) movies from bloody-funny gore to science fictional drama. So that those who don’t like to dress up as a transvestite hooker Lady Gaga and nazi-bunny  Edward Cullen can get their own candy from the store (instead of getting it from strangers by threatening them with terrorism) and enjoy ridiculously scary/funny movies.

   Though there were movies that we decided to leave for a better day we shall bring them to you in spite of all. So here goes!

List Of Halloween Movies That This Year We Won’t Review

Child's Play(1988)

There’s a doll, who is a sadistic bastard and probably a pervert. What part of it is not creepy? If there’s something that Frank is afraid of more than clowns, it’s dolls.

[Rec] (2007)

Yes, that’s the original Spanish version. If you’re gonna watch a movie called [Rec] it better not be the remake/ripoff crap that Hollywood feeds you with. May I say this is one of the scariest movies I have made myself watch. The end was so effing suspenseful that I had to stop in every 30 seconds to breath and calm down.

The Blob (1958)

There’s an inside joke going on between me and Frank with the word ‘blob’. What started as a typo soon became a name for a type of men rather than “an alien life form that consumes everything on its path as it grows and grows.” But you know, now to think about... it’s the same thing. Ehh...

Poltergeist (1982)

It’s an 80s movie with ghosts in it. What’s not to like?

The Brood (1979)

Mutant children running around attacking people. Sounds like a usual day at a kindergarden.

Leprechaun (1993)

An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold. Sounds like Frank hungover, food being the pot of gold. Oh, and Jennifer Aniston is in it.

Gremlins (1984)

Remember the cute toys called Furbies? Well it’s basically them only with rabies. I could make a Frank comparison joke here but by knowing her, she by now is at my door with a knife.






written by Benni